Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! Well, with Halloween fast approaching, if you don’t have a costume yet, I suggest you either do the idea from my last small penis club blog post, or, you can just go as yourself. How you might ask? Well, I will tell you! Stuff a bunch of tube socks down the front of your jeans and go as a man with a generous package! Speaking of packages, what can brown do for you? If “brown” is a package the size of yours, probably not jack shit! But, you can clean, eat pussy and entertain. That’s really all that you small-dicked losers are good for! But, I digress! With Halloween closing down on us tomorrow, if you don’t have a costume yet, wear your regular clothes and stuff a bunch of tube socks down the front of your pants and go as someone with a nice sized package. Just think of all of the crazy, zany mayhem you could get into with everyone thinking you have a big dick! Ultimately, the laugh is going to be on you!
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