Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! Ahhh, the small penis. It reminds me of war. How you might ask? Well, I will tell you how. It’s like that old song, “War-what is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!” Those of you with small penises could sing the same song, “My small penis-what is it good for…?” And you know what the answer to that question is! I will quote the character “Big” from Sex and the City, your small penis is good for “ABSO- FUCKING- LUTELY NOTHING!” And you know, your little dick is pathetic beyond words. You are just a loser and you know it. The only person who will ever be pleased with your little dick, the only person who will experience pleasure as a result of your teeny tiny penis is you. You cannot ever satisfy any one with your little member, well, aside from you. You are really a small dicked loser, and you know that you will never, ever, ever amount to anything. The only thing you will ever accomplish is being a chronic masturbator!
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