Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are just joining the Small Penis Club blog, I have been reminiscing about my old pal from high school, Nate Karr. If you need to go back to the previous blog entry to catch up, by all means, do! I had had one hell of a week, and decided I needed a little comic relief. So I took Nate Karr by the ear down to the cafeteria. I had a friend who worked in the cafeteria and I texted her told her to meet me there at 8:30 pm sharp. She had keys to everything and knew where all of the food was kept. I didn’t whisper a word of this to Nate, as I wanted to really shock the shit out of him and his little penis. Now, the background to this story is that we also had all been rehearsing like mad for an end of the year talent show. For those of you who don’t know, I grew up in OC (or, as my dear old Dad liked to say, “behind the Orange Curtain”).
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