Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! In my last small penis club blog, I gave you small penis losers an idea to dress up for Halloween, which is right around the corner! Now, I have yet another costume for the rest of you losers that have such small penises that you wouldn’t even be confident enough to wear a sizable dildo and a harness. Well for the rest of you, I have a perfect idea for your upcoming Halloween costume! I went to big bike rally for Halloween a few years ago, and there was a bimbo- ish woman, walking around with her big red lips open all the time. She didn’t speak, just walked around, stiff- limbed, not moving her elbows or knees, but rather, keeping them straight, and her mouth open. Can you guess what she was? Maybe not, you are such a damn loser, it probably goes right over your head. She was… drum roll please …a blow up doll! But you haven’t heard the half of it. Her date was…
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