Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! So, Halloween is around the corner. What are you going to go as? You know, the charm of the Halloween holiday and festivities is that you get to dress in a way that is not in keeping with your “normal” routine. And you know what my sister says, “Normal is a setting on washing machine!” But you small penis men, you need to know that your little penises are definitely in the not normal category! However, I digress. What I intended to say is that on Halloween, you are somewhat expected to be the person that you are usually not. So, for you idiots with small penises that have no life, I think what you should be for Halloween is a player with a big dick. It’s the one day that you can pretend that you, yes you, small penis wonder, actually do have a good sized cock! You can be a player and wear a very big dildo, or, pack your pants with lots of crew socks. I think you pretending to have a big cock, yeah, that works…LMFAO!
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