Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! There is a small penis wonder out there who must be a huge fan of the small penis club. (That sounded really funny to me, using the word HUGE in that context!) He spent some of his own personal time crafting something special for you fellas that want to be card-carrying members of the small penis club. Of course, I say that he spent some of his personal time with my tongue planted firmly in my cheek. Why, you might ask? Well, I will tell you why. The irony! I mean, you men with small penises have nothing but time and your small penis on your hands, and you know I am right! You don’t date, typically, unless you are a gay bottom or a cuckold, right? And you probably don’t have a regular woman in your life. And, I know for a fact that you small penis boys chronically masturbate, hence my strongly held belief that you have nothing but time and your small penis on your hands! Check this little card out, maybe you can print it and laminate it for yourself!!!! LOSER!!!! 
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