Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! Small penises, what are they good for? Well, I hate to be the one to break it to ya, but they aren’t good for much! They are good for making fun of, that’s for sure. Their owners are good for running errands and doing grunt work, and paying for things. Their owners are also good for eating pussy, most of the time. But hey, speaking of giving head, they pretty much suck at pleasuring a woman sexually, and not in a good way! That’s why men with small penises are such chronic masturbators! Their cocks are only good for pleasing themselves. I’ll bet you fellas with small cocks feel so ripped off. I would! But you know, there is such a thing as making the most of a bad situation. And that, my small penis friends, involves a whole lot of pussy licking! And you know what else? Your slippery little hand might as well be melded to your small penis! So get fuckin’ used to it small penis man!
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