Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! So, the Sex and the City saga in which Samantha, the self-actualized slut finds herself in love with a man with a small penis, came to a, uh, er, um, head, tonight. What happened? Well, naturally, her usually enormous, epic sex drive waned. Of course, her new “love” the small penis wonder grew concerned and scheduled an appointment with a couples’ counselor. During the session, Samantha did everything she could to avoid the obvious confrontation over her new love’s penis size. Then when their counseling session was at an end and the counselor tried to schedule their next appointment, poor, tortured Samantha, who white knuckled through one session, visibly could not endure another. So she blurted out, “YOU’RE TOO SMALL!” The funniest part of all? Her small-dicked lover said, “Maybe YOU’RE TOO BIG!!!” It was a priceless moment in television as wannabe small penis humiliation pornography. Speaking of which, I saw the shrinkage Seinfeld tonight. I know small penis guys that keep that scene on a continual loop and stroke to it!
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