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Small Penis Nate Tries to Save Face…Now That’s Funny!

November 30th, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! Finally, the shame and humiliation finally got the better of Nate.  I am not entirely sure if it was the fact that we all knew that he came so many times on the bus, or, if he was mortified that we all knew we had an erection just from the embarrassment of it all, or both.  But for whatever reason, Nate just grabbed his swim trunks and ran to the water in one fail swoop.  We all laughed as he ran away, knowing full well, that he was going to go into the water and wash the cum off of his swim trunks and then try to pretend like none of this happened.  Nate was funny that way.  He would let the shame and humiliation and embarrassment get the better of him and he would try to put on this ridiculous tough guy act that didn’t last but two seconds.  It was always so funny to watch him in action, trying to make us think he was all BADD and shit.

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Ewww, Nate’s Swim Trunks Were Filled With Small Penis Juice!

November 29th, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! One thing I do have to give Nate, it is pretty remarkable that he was able to cum over and over again on the bus.  I mean, if he had had a decent sized cock, it would have been really fun to have sex with someone who can cum and recover that quickly, only to cum again.  But alas, that was not the case.  The fact that he could have another orgasm after he had just had one did make for good humiliation fodder, though, don’t you think?  I mean, that boy must’ve come four or five times on the bus, right?  Ewww, and those swim trunks were just chock full of his disgusting little wiener juice, ewwww!  So, once he was standing there, completely naked as the day he was born, as I may have mentioned, he started getting another little erection.  It was like, no matter how much we could dish out in the humiliation department for Nate, his little penis was always waving it’s tiny finger-like self, as if to say, “Yes!  Yes!  Humiliate me, mock me, I love it!”

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Does Small Penis Nate Get Turned On By Humiliation?

November 28th, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are new to the small penis club, do yourself a favor and go back to catch up on the latest chapter in the Nate Karr saga.  Once I got Nate’s swim trunks pulled down, it was like trying to put the genie back in the bottle, or the toothpaste back in the tube. He was standing there, naked as a jaybird; his little pee pee looked like a pathetic little shriveled up raisin.  He was so upset and embarrassed, that we watched in amazement, through eyes filled with tears of laughter, as that scrawny little penis actually grew a millimeter or two!  How funny is that?  He was so mortified that he actually became aroused.  Which is something I’m sure you other small-dicked losers can relate to, right?  The most humiliating part of it all is that Nate didn’t have just us girls as an audience, oh no!  A crowd had gathered around and they were all looking at Nate and his little ding dong and they were laughing, too!

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Will Nate Involuntarily Flash the Beach with His Small Penis?

November 27th, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! If you are new to the small penis club, do yourself a favor and go back to catch up on the latest chapter in the Nate Karr saga.  So, there is Nate, standing there at my side with this big wet spot on his shorts, probably wishing the ground would swallow him up.  I just looked up at him and asked him if he was embarrassed about cumming so many times on the bus.  He just nodded his head and hung it in shame.  I asked him whatever possessed him to do such a thing.  He couldn’t answer me, but rather, just stuttered and stammered and hemmed and hawed and tried to figure a way out of that one.  Finally I looked at the other girls that were there for our outing at the beach and I said, “Well, truth be told, you girls don’t even know the half of it.  This is what’s really eating at Nate!”  And with that I grabbed a hold of the hem of his swim trunks and pantsed him right in front of lifeguard station 22.  I think the laughter on the beach drowned the sound of the waves, that day…

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Poor Small Penis Nate…Can This Get Any Worse? Hell, Yeah!

November 26th, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! Once we were all settled on our towels, all of our lotions, and potions and everything spread out around us, ready to chill, did we realize that poor, pathetic Nate was just standing there watching us.  He didn’t have his towel, he must’ve have lost his beach bag with all of his stuff in it, and he was so ashamed and embarrassed that he didn’t dare ask one of us for a spot on our towel.  He had this way of looking so pathetic and sad, like a kicked little poodle.  I knew that he was feeling really shy about all of this.  So I motioned for him to come over to me.  I was sitting on my beach towel just relaxing with the gentle ocean breeze.  He was hesitant, reluctant even to come to me.  But I didn’t care.  I scolded him and told him he looked silly and to get over to my towel now.  So, he slowly made that walk of shame, wet spot and all, and stood next to me in the sand.  You will never believe what happened next…

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Small Penis Nate Gets a Healthy Dose of Humble Pie

November 25th, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! So there’s little Nate Karr, standing outside of the bus waiting for me to find him and give him hell for being such a small dicked pervert.  Of course, when I did find him, he was blushing so hard.  The minute Erin saw his hand, feebly attempting to cover his big wet spot, she realized exactly what naughty Nate had been up to on the bus.  So we both walked over to him, well, more like staggered over to him, we were laughing that hard, and we made him pull his hands away from his shorts so we all could see his wet spot.  It was so damn funny.  I wanted to die of laughter.  I remember my cheeks were hurting so bad.  Finally, the laughter subsided for a bit and we all found our way to our spots on our towels and blankets.  It was such a beautiful relaxing day, perfect for the beach.  I couldn’t help but notice that Nate’s head was hanging just a bit…no, not that head!

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Mean Mistress Courtney Blows Small Penis Nate’s Cover, Literally

November 24th, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! Finally the bus arrived at the beach and one by one, we all started to pile out of the bus.  Knowing Nate as well as I did, I knew he would try to hide that enormous wet spot on the front of his swim trunks with his towel.  So, as you can imagine, when I saw the corner of his towel dragging the ground as everyone was leaving the bus, I just stepped on it.  He was being carried away by the throngs of people and his beach towel?  It was left behind on the bus, leaving poor pitiful Nate to just stand there in his swim trunks, waiting for all of us to get off of the bus.  He was trying to hide himself with his hands, but to no avail.  He got some snickers and giggles from the other girls on the bus as they exited and made their way to the sand.  As I got off of the bus, I locked eyes with Nate just to try to drive him crazy.  And believe me, he was squirming in his shorts!

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Small Penis Nate Goes for Broke on the Bus

November 23rd, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! It was such a funny scene.  If you are new to the small penis club, do yourself a favor and scroll up and catch up on the last goings on about Nate Karr, my best friend in high school who had the tiniest cock I have ever seen.  We were all headed to the beach on a crowded city bus, standing room only no less, and Nate, poor pathetic Nate, was having a grand time feeling all of those young hot, bikini clad bodies rubbing all over him as the bus stopped and started, lurching forward to the beach.  Now, let me see, Nate has already had a handful of orgasms, but each and every time he came, Erin and I would break out into peals of laughter.  Finally, Nate started to catch on.  Only it was far too late.  He realized that I could somehow see him, and that Erin and I were both on to him.  The rough part was that he was so turned on, that he couldn’t contain himself any longer.  He was so turned on that he couldn’t stop cumming!

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Small Penis Nate Know We are Onto His Tricks…Will He Stop?

November 22nd, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! You see, Nate Karr had no clue I had a clear shot of his face at all times.  So, when he came the first time, true to form, I cued Erin and the two of use laughed like crazy hyenas!   No big deal, right?  Well, when I saw him cum the second time, Erin and I laughed loud and hearty.  It was so funny!  Now, by this time, Nate had that impish look that he used to get when he knew he was busted.  But did that stop him from cumming because the girls were being jostled against him on the crowded city bus?  Oh, hell no!  Nate was going to ride this wave of tan, lithe, bikini bodies as long as he possibly could.  And sure enough, like clock work, Nate had yet another orgasm.  I cued Erin and we were in literal hysterics.  By now, Nate is starting to really feel self-conscious and ashamed, yet Erin and I were having the greatest time making fun of him.

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Well-Timed Laughter Drives Small Penis Nate Crazy!

November 21st, 2008 · No Comments

Welcome back to the small penis club, the blog for men with small penises and for you other guys with cocks that might not be little, but are still worthless. Worthless how? If you are a premature ejaculator, or if you can’t get it hard or keep it hard, or, if you are just less than seven or eight inches, you belong to the small penis club! I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I just adore cock mocking men with small penises and/or useless penises! As I kept tabs on Nate’s countenance by way of the mirrors, I made damn sure that he couldn’t see me.  I knew that horny little bastard was going to try to rub his pathetic little pud against these innocent girls and have a little orgasm.  I just knew it!  He was too horny all of the time to let this temptation go.  He would have to make a mess in his swim trunks.  And, knowing him the way that I do, I knew that he would cum in his shorts, at least once (it was a long bus ride), then attempt to cover his mess up quickly with his beach towel, and hit the waves the second we got there to try to wash it all off.  Well, guess what?  That is exactly what happened.  I watching him have orgasm number one.  And I told Erin that on my cue, I wanted her to laugh really hard with me whenever I did.  I wanted to really freak Nate out.

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