The Small Penis Club

There is nothing better than finding a man with a small penis and using him and all of his insecurities, to your advantage. I actually consider this a gift. Not a gift to have it, although that is a gift too.  But rather a gift to be able to use a man who is down on himself and down on his luck, because he has a small penis, so that I can have a better life! I know it sounds mean, but I don’t really care. I mean, what good are they? The only paying a man with a small penis has to offer me is money, attention, time, and his tongue. I really have no use for a man with a small penis. Except for those four things. I like to get men with small penises to do things for me.  There is so much work to be done all of the time. And why strain, a man with a big penis, why use up his energy on mundane tasks, when you could get a small penis man to do those things instead? Let the man with a nice big cock save all of his energy for the bedroom, and get the little penis man to do all of your bidding. It’s a very good plan! It’s a plan that I live by! I think that men with small penises are useful for anything but screwing.  How terrible to think that you aren’t good for anything but running errands, cleaning cooking, buying things, and eating pussy!  What a life you lead!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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I don’t know what’s funnier, a man with a small penis or the fact that men define themselves by the size of their penises. I actually happen to believe that it’s the latter, because you see, we are conditioned to believe that big cocks are better. And really they are! But we are so ingrained from a very tender age to believe that it really doesn’t matter what size and man’s penis is. And men, buy into this, hook line and sinker. Of course, they buy into it with good reason. Women really do like big cocks, but have we also been conditioned to think that bigger is better? I think that the one thing that keeps me from thinking that women have been conditioned to believe that bigger is better is that we really are able to squeeze a baby out of our vaginas.  And I have yet to see a penis as big as a baby!  Now that would be a cock worth seeing!  Can you imagine that!? That would be one big cock.  Now that’s not to say that I haven’t seen all whole lot of baby penises, that is for damn sure! I have seen more than my share of baby penises. And by baby penises I don’t mean penises belonging to babies, although, I have seen a few of those in my day.  Do you have a tiny little baby penis?  Do you just love it when a woman laughs at your little penis? Then you seriously need to give me a call! I simply love laughing at men with small penises!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

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Any time someone calls me and wants me to mock their cock, I laugh.  Making fun of men’s penises is one of my very favorite hobbies!  Is it any wonder that I am the proud Mistress of the small penis club blog! It rules me to no end to be able to show a man, just how small his tiny penis is.  In fact, one of the greatest joys of my life is getting a man with a small penis to stand side-by-side with the man with a very, very, large penis. The look of horror, shock, and humiliation, on the little man’s face is priceless! It makes me laugh so hard every time it happens. And, it’s just one of those things that I can count on to make me smile for a whole week! I think is so funny, that men identify with their penises so much that when a man’s penis is flawed somehow that it really throws him for a loop. I mean, women don’t define themselves by their pussies!  But then again, what could be wrong with a pussy?  But a penis? I’ll whole lot can be wrong with a penis! It can be too small. It can be too thin. It can be too small and too thin.  It can be curved, and not in a good way. It can have performance issues, as in a can’t get hard. Or it can come too fast. All of these things make a penis useless. And since men define themselves by their penises, the man must be useless also!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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One of the people that I speak with regularly, has such a small penis that he actually enjoys the company of she males. He is in fact, a cuckold husband, and, he gets regularly pounded by the shemale that serves his wife.  He just loves to put on his pretty pink panties and call me, and tell me all about what the she male has been doing to him.  I can always be assured of a good time when I talk to this caller.  I think that my laughter, really gets to him. I know that is true with most of you! Especially those who you with small penises! And believe me when I tell you that your small penis is a source of much laughter for me! Every time I see a small penis. I burst out laughing uncontrollably. It all goes back to my high school days and my best friend Nate. He had a penis that was the size of an infant’s penis. If you haven’t yet read the stories of my high school days with Nate, I highly suggest that you scroll back through the archives of this blog and have a good read. I was a budding Mistress, even back in high school humiliating my best friend because of his tiny little penis.  Soon I came to know that men with small penises actually enjoy small penis humiliation. That was a difficult thing for me to learn but I learned it at a very early age.

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

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One of the things that I hear very often, is that men with small penises make the very best cock suckers. And you know what? I have heard this so much that I truly believe it to be true. And now that I am a Mistress going on four years, I am very, your that men with small penises make good cock suckers. That is why I advocate that men with small penises become gay bottoms.  You see, a gay top does not care what size your small penis is. They are primarily interested in your mouth and your asshole.  So the size of your penis does not factor in any way. It’s actually better if you have a small penis in the eyes of the gay top.  I have one caller, that I really enjoy, who has a very small penis. He loves to go to the gay bath house and walk around without a towel on.  The reason he likes to do this is because he likes to actually show off his small penis to all of the men at the gay bathhouse. You see, in the gay world, a small penis can be a badge of honor. I know, I know, it’s hard to believe. But I can ensure you, that it is very, very true. He just loves for everyone to see that he has a small penis. His small penis means that he is a good cock sucker!  And he has really embraced the title of gay bottom.

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

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You know there is one thing that men with small penises are good for. I happen to like to keep a few small penis men around, simply because they are so eager to please in other ways. They are very good at buying me drinks, and pretty things, and doing things for me around my house. Before I was in a relationship, I used to keep small penis men around, just so they could pleasure me orally. And believe me, if you have a small penis. You had best be very good at learning how to pleasure a woman orally. It’s vital. It’s really the only way that you can please a woman. If you can’t please her orally, you really won’t be able to please her with your small penis.  So if you are a novice at eating pussy, it’s time to hit the books baby! And by books, I mean pussies!    You cannot please a woman with your very small penis, so you might as well please her with your very agile tongue.  You need to be passed pussy licker in the world!  It’s the only way that you will ever know what it’s like to give a woman an orgasm. If you can’t find a woman to let you practice on her, you may have to pay a hooker. That’s okay. Do whatever it takes. You need to be very, very, good at eating pussy. Wait, you need to be better than good!  You need to be stellar!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

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Having a small penis is not the end of the world. What would life be like if you didn’t have a penis at all? See there? Every one, and I mean everyone, has something to be grateful for! I mean, it could be all whole lot worse, couldn’t it? You could have no penis at all! As a matter of fact, you could not have a penis at all. I totally think it would be very funny, if men with small penises did have to have their penises cut off!  I mean, they are totally useless anyway. So why not completely remove them from the equation?  Is that a scary thought to you? I thought it might be! So every time he looked down at your tiny little penis. I want you to think about how grateful you are that you at least have a small one. Believe me, it could be a whole lot worse. As a matter of fact, what if you didn’t have a penis or balls at all? You would be as smooth as Bugs Bunny. And that would really make me laugh! I think I’d like to see a man like that neither man nor woman and man with no penis and no balls!  If you think you’ve got problems now. Just think of how humiliating it would be to never be able to be seen naked. Not a the gym, not at the pool. Not in the bedroom, not anywhere!  You wouldn’t be able to be seen naked, because you would be completely and totally rejected. Even more so than you are now! You poor pathetic little man!

I am phone sex Mistress Courtney and I love mocking men with small and/or useless penises!  If you foot that bill, give me a call and let me mock your cock, heck I can even mock your cock on cam!

Small Penis Club with Ms. Courtney

800-601-7764
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For More Small Penis Phone Sex Sessions Visit Phone Humiliation